Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now
Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''
by Halcona April 9, 2021
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